Glad you asked.

1.  Give us billions of dollars.  Only we will decide how to spend it.  We can't tell you in advance how we'll spend it.  No second-guessing our decisions after we spend it.

2.  Do it now.  Don't wait. This is an emergency.  Our community is in crisis.

PS:  Don't ask us about the salaries of our top executives or about the generous golden parachute packages we've bought for them, courtesy of your previous gifts.